sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
(via thecompanionsdoctor)
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me
(Source: bitchytbh-old, via curiousclaraoswin)
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
You’re*
(via drunken-words-sober-thoughts)
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
(via oh-hey-fuck-you)